Strangest Thing on the Farm

[big_orn]

Just wondering what ya'll's most strangest incident that has ever happen to you on the farm.
I was taking a walk one day with my dog's back behind the house. There is a fairly large creek that runs behind the house and is surrounded by large forest in some parts and thick brush in others. On this day I did not have my gun (as I usually do) and came up on about 15 wild hogs. They were rooting beneath the brow of a hill and I did not see them until I was right up on them. We both were startled. I instinctively reached for my pistol and realized that I had not worn it. I then sicced the dogs on them, which they both immediately tore out after them, But just as soon as the biggest sow saw the dogs she ran after them. The dogs turned tail and ran right for me with the sow right behind them. Luckily there was a tree with low limbs close by that I climbed. About 15 minutes later, after the dogs were long gone, the sow grunted (I guess she was the herd boss) and the others followed her back into the bottoms. Funny now, but then it was quite scarey.

 

[thecrow]

and the morral of this story was always be armed and dangerous when walking or get bigger dogs

 

[gburnett]

Wild hogs can be a real pain on the crops and can be very dangerous especially a sow protecting pigs. A lady turned out a herd of Pot Bellied pigs not to far from me and they created all sorts of havoc. |Black Bears here have become pretty used to humans it can be a little startling to hear something turn around and there be a bear standing behind you, they're also murder on the sweet corn.

 

[dozer2]

this forum is different from other forum.i like it.

 

[dutchinnz]

Here, 50km south of Auckland, there are herds of wild dear running over the paddocks and in the woods. I can't shoot them because I have only a puny 4-10 for the rabbits and the possums, but my neighbour always shoots one for his freezer. Yammi, ragout.

 

[diyfarmer]

Strange thing on this grassland farm is no grass ??? come on growth time for you to start please

 

[you_know_me_]

on mine it's no spring barley up

 

[diyfarmer]

How about no cattle out!!!

 

[you_know_me_]

or where is the sun?

 

[diyfarmer]

I think I saw it today for about 40 seconds on the top of a hill away in the distance

 

[you_know_me_]

are you sure it was the sun? wasn't the moon

 

[diyfarmer]

Did you by any chance see that yellow thing in the sky today?

 

[you_know_me_]

i think the weather man said tonight that orange thing is suppose to make it's appearance tomorrow

 

[diyfarmer]

We will wait and see, not starting off like there's any chance yet.

 

[you_know_me_]

hoho did you see the sun it was out for about an hour today
i threw off my jumper but quickly had to go find it again

 

[diyfarmer]

Don't be throwing off your jumper yet, wait till it's about 14c less than that it's a bit to cool to be running around in the nip

 

[you_know_me_]

Don't be throwing off your jumper yet, wait till it's about 14c less than that it's a bit to cool to be running around in the nip

in the nip aw hold on now all i said was i took off my jumper i still have more clothes on under that

why are you going to be driving around stripping for me ? if the sun comes out ?

 

[you_know_me_]

what would your missus say ?

 

[diyfarmer]

Don't be throwing off your jumper yet, wait till it's about 14c less than that it's a bit to cool to be running around in the nip

in the nip aw hold on now all i said was i took off my jumper i still have more clothes on under that

why are you going to be driving around stripping for me ? if the sun comes out ?

Ya big sun worshiper here soon as it's warm enough I be out in shorts and muscle shirt.

 

[you_know_me_]

ha look at you in your shorts and t shirt freezing in the rain today
i have my jumper well on today and a coat

 

[diyfarmer]

Ah it's not too cold only it's raining, nearly take off your jumper and put the coat over then.

 

[you_know_me_]

your the one in the nip now and wearing an over coat

 

[diyfarmer]

You may forget about that for now, and go back to the weather been nippy for a few days

 

[you_know_me_]

nippy and wet

 

[diyfarmer]

Did you hear the weather forecast for next week end, you can get your bikini out you won't need that jumper anyway if they are correct

 

[you_know_me_]

bikini ?? don't count your chickens yet my friend said yesterday some places went to 17c not where i was it didn't my washing was blown into the next county

 

[diyfarmer]

Yes and just as windy today here anyway, you want to be putting out sheets, you want to be using vice grips as pegs.

There's a picture in the star of 2girls wearing bikini's on a beach in the big smoke

 

[you_know_me_]

Yes and just as windy today here anyway, you want to be putting out sheets, you want to be using vice grips as pegs.

haha your right there use a vice grips to keep on the washing

 

[diyfarmer]

I thought today had great potential to be a nice day but alas it rained again

 

[you_know_me_]

well you were right jumper off all day nearly in bikini bit dusty for that though